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Kung Fu Polar Bear

The Fighting Denizen of the Arctics

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It is sometimes hard to tease fact from fiction in the official biography of Ms. Kungfupolarbear. There are many legends and rumors, but there is actually very little known that can be substantiated independently. What we do know for certain is that she was raised in the mountains of Peru by a pride of wild dingos. This background has given her an intense appreciation for nature and a very keen awareness of the variety of coffee beans.

We also know for a fact that her love of death metal* was developed during the year she worked as roadie for the band Zyklon. In 2008, she decided to pursue her own musical career and has formed a band called "Armageddon Hoedown" that is a fusion between death metal and contemporary country. The first single to be released (which is steadily climbing up the charts) is called My Achy Breaky Death Sickle. (bio courtesy of anomie666)

*For reference: "Metal Council Convenes To Discuss 'Metal Hand Sign' Abuse" from The Onion, 9 November 2005: "If your head is neither banging nor thrashing, you should not be throwing the sign."

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